If you want to find a better Audi pun, you’re gonna have to go all the way to Audi Arabia.
From the “I Let My Ex-Wife Pick My License Plate” collection (part 1).
When picking a contractor, the LAST thing you want is one who comes off as educated.
Answering the question, “So, what made you think you could park in that handicapped space?” #demonplates
You mean he farts a lot AND he can’t spell? Sounds like a keeper.
Who buys a Subaru at a Toyota dealership? McLovin, that’s who.
Good, because merely having a “LEGO MAN” license plate might not convey the depth of his obsession with LEGOs.
This joke would be perfect if it were a Dodge Stealth.
The driver of this car has said “these are not the droids you’re looking for” to every cop that’s ever pulled him over.
“Sure, I’ll give you a lift to the airport. All it’s going to cost you is your pretty voice.”
I don’t know, man, that car’s pretty pale.