2. Clouds are actually pretty heavy. They’d tell you it’s mostly water weight, but actually it’s because they have a love-hate relationship with funnel cake.
3. Clouds swipe right on Tinder more than they’d care to admit.
4. Hashtags are a natural cloud aphrodisiac. Needless to say, they appreciate your dedication to Instagram.
5. Derechos approach from the east while izquierdas approach from the west.
¿Hablas español? No? OK, never mind… it was a dumb joke anyway.
7. Clouds tell you that your dress looks really nice, but secretly they throw up a little every time they see it. They question your life choices and feel a distance growing in your once close relationship. “Who are you?” they wonder silently. Indeed.
8. They’re mostly indifferent about turkey sausage.
9. The sun is their primary source of strength. They also really enjoy watching uncomfortable workplace banter about the weekend.