If there’s another hot millennial on this island, you better hope they don’t swipe next.
What? Are you going to eat fish all day? This calorically dense delicacy will give you the energy you need to build a raft from bamboo.
3. TED Talks
And how will you build your bamboo raft? With the direction of an uplifting TED Talk.
Don’t get caught on a desert island without Netflix, or you’ll simply just die.
Aside from brunch, desert islands are literally what Instagram was made for.
6. An exercise band
Just think about the amount of points you’ll rack up on this thing!!
7. An internet cat
They won’t kill mice for you, but they will look super cute, and you can cuddle.
8. Ramen burger
Forget clean water—what you need on an island is a ramen burger.
9. A juicer
With that mega abundance of flora around you, you’re going to need a juicer to really maximize your vitamin B intake.
10. Grand Theft Auto V
Having the new GTA V actually makes you glad you’re on a deserted island.
11. Your Beats by Dre headphones
You’re not dealing with ambient island noise, sorry.