23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves [BUZZFEED]

1. “I worked out, so this doesn’t count.”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

Source: Disney  /  via: blissfully—happy.tumblr.com

2. “I could be a morning person if I tried!”

"I could be a morning person if I tried!"

3. “This mirror is warped.”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

Source: FX  /  via: knowyourmeme.com

4. “I can’t stand Ke$ha.”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

Source: nba.si.com

5. “I’m definitely going to bed early tonight.”

"I'm definitely going to bed early tonight."

6. “I’ll eat this all now so I won’t have it tempt me in the house.”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

7. “Today will be my laundry day.”

Im starting to wear running shorts as underwear on a daily basis.

8. “I was so drunk that I don’t even remember.”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

Source: Fox  /  via: monininteressantevie.tumblr.com

9. “We’re just friends.”

10. “One more drink and then I’m done.”

"One more drink and then I'm done."

11. “I don’t want this. I need this…”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

12. “…I just won’t go out to eat for the rest of the week.”

"...I just won't go out to eat for the rest of the week."

13. “It’s dark. Nobody will notice.”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

14. “I’ll clean up tomorrow.”

"I'll clean up tomorrow."

15. “I’ll just hit the snooze button one more time.”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

Source: Disney  /  via: apartmentlist.com

16. “It’s a skinny drink.”

Source: instagram.com

17. “It’s too far to walk.”

"It's too far to walk."

Source: Asim Bharwani  /  via: flickr.com

18. “I’m going to start reading more.”

23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

19. “I’m just going to watch this one last episode.”

"I'm just going to watch this one last episode."

Source: troll.me

20. “I’m totally over him/her.”

"I'm totally over him/her."

Source: VH1  /  via: napoleonbrandy.tumblr.com

21. “I’m too full for dessert.”

"I'm too full for dessert."

Source: sodahead.com

22. “I’ll shower after work.”

23. “I’m just going to quickly check my Facebook.”

"I'm just going to quickly check my Facebook."

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